Not your kind of thing? Prefer 'normal' pictures?
What about the PAINTED or SCULPTED STUFF
or some DRAWINGS?
Would you like to try the PHOTOGRAPHY perhaps?
You could go HOME or read some
or give the KIDS a treat.
Go away, I'm still building this page
which is maybe a conceptual performance piece in its own right.
Right now it's only a notion,
but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept,
and later turn it into an idea.
Latest conceptual thingy,
Like selfies, but each of someone else.
(mobile phone photos, January 2017 to ...?)
Most of my conceptual pieces are no more than that.
In some cases this is due to as yet insurmountable obstacles, like the lack of wherewithal to buy a thousand houses.
In most it's sheer bone idleness.
So the links from this page lead you to an account, often in words, occasionally with pictures or diagrams,
of the work, be it proposed, in progress or just a pipe dream (or, as Magritte would say, not a pipe dream).
Comments, offers of assistance or money or requests to do lunch, gratefully received.
A few examples of vaguely conceptual features from the other arty farty pages linked to below.
Rest and be Crabbit
In memory of Peter D Lowe (1925-2012)
who didn't much like people
(Wood and carpet tacks, 20x7x10cm, November 2015)
Shreddie No 2
of Damien Hirst in the Mind
of Someone Uneducated
Clay shark, photoprint
Disbelief of Suspension
Picture hanger (4x6cm)
Los Recuerdos de las Vacaciones
Polled Heredord (after Pablo)
Homage to Martin Creed
Paper, Blu-Tak, Masking Tape
In-Office Installation 2001
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